हिंदी डिस्कशन फोरम - हिंदी प्रेमियों को एक सूत्र में पिरोने की सुभावना से किया गया एक सामूहिक प्रयास

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Realrider wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 5:31 pm

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Source: https://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes

Kunwar ripudaman wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 1:45 pm मेहमान- और बेटा, अब आगे क्या करोगे?
लड़का- कुछ नहीं बस आपके जाते ही बिस्कुट खाऊंगा,
नमकीन तो आपने छोड़ी नहीं...!!!

Kunwar ripudaman wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 4:44 pm पति (किताब पढ़ते हुए) - एक लेखक ने लिखा है कि पतियों को भी बोलने की आजादी होनी चाहिए।
पत्नी (हंसते हुए) - देखो वो भी बेचारा लिख ही पाया, बोल नहीं पाया।

Sarita wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 8:18 pm पत्नी: आज ही सुनते हो 2 किलो मटर ले लूं
पति :हां जो लेना है वह ले लो
पत्नी: मैं तो सिर्फ पूछ रही थी 2 किलो सही रहेगी कि नहीं रहेगी बाद में बोलोगे मेरे हाथ दुख है छिलके छीलते 2 किलो चिल लगे ना 1

Sarita wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 8:18 pm पत्नी: आज ही सुनते हो 2 किलो मटर ले लूं
पति :हां जो लेना है वह ले लो
पत्नी: मैं तो सिर्फ पूछ रही थी 2 किलो सही रहेगी कि नहीं रहेगी बाद में बोलोगे मेरे हाथ दुख है छिलके छीलते 2 किलो चिल लगे ना 1

Bhaskar.Rajni wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 11:21 pm

Sarita wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 8:18 pm पत्नी: आज ही सुनते हो 2 किलो मटर ले लूं
पति :हां जो लेना है वह ले लो
पत्नी: मैं तो सिर्फ पूछ रही थी 2 किलो सही रहेगी कि नहीं रहेगी बाद में बोलोगे मेरे हाथ दुख है छिलके छीलते 2 किलो चिल लगे ना 1

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