The Woman's Guide to Male English

[Realrider]

I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this
What’s wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and let’s get out of here.

Source: https://people.bu.edu/wwildman/WeirdWil ... nwomen.htm

[johny888]

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[Stayalive]

The Woman’s Simple Guide to Male English

“I’m fine.” = I’m not fine, but I’m too stubborn to admit it.
“Do whatever you want.” = You should definitely do what I want, but I won’t say it out loud.
“I’m just tired.” = I’ve had a long day, and your questions are making it longer.
“I don’t know.” = I know exactly what I’m talking about, I’m just hoping you’ll take over.

It’s like decoding a secret language!